Jason Statham Shows Up In Gaza Strip; Shit Blows Up... -Weird.
--Read More In: Celebrity | Fake News | International | Movies
Hmmm, ...
"Transporter 4" early location shooting can be the only possible answer.
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Dave Barry's Year In Review Up At Washington Post
--Read More In: Awards | DOH ! | Economy | Geniuses | Government
-Just Wow.
Spot-on analyses of the year's cavalcade of (frequently politician-dominated) buffoonery such as:
"As it becomes increasingly clear that the federal government's plan of giving hundreds of billions of dollars to dysfunctional companies has not fixed the problem, the government comes up with a bold new plan: Give more hundreds of billions of dollars to dysfunctional companies. Soon the government is in a bailout frenzy, handing out money left and right, at one point accidentally giving $14 billion to a man
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NYT Thinks Economy Not Bad Enough Yet; Demands $4Gal Gas As Subsidy For Repainting Lenin's Portrait On Their Ivory Tower
--Read More In: Blockheads | Cars | Dumb Smart People | Hypocrites | WTF !?!
BUT NO-OO-OOOO!
That's -Not Cool- with the NYT!
There aren't yet enough suburban Society Wives clipping coupons or Hedge-Funders trading in mega-yachts. Things don't need to get better, they should get Worse!
*Coupled with a sense of timing that would make (the inventor of the guillotine)^(Marie Antoinette's cake comment) look less ironic, their Man Ezra Dyer
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Acoustic 'Pork & Beans' With Tay Zonday and Brian Bell of Weezer
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Natalie Portman + Hipster Yeti Up For Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple Of The Year
--Read More In: Celebrity | Dating | Sweet! | WTF !?!
Even Better News is that she and her former beloved have been put in the running for Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple of The Year by DB1 in the 2008 Douchies Awards over at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.
Freaky Video After the Jump or no, I feel that this is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country
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The Instant Classic Audi R8: Drop The Gun Or...
--Read More In: Cars | International | Sweet!
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Say Hello To Your Future Overlord: Capucine, The Cutest Kid On Planet Earth.
--Read More In: Awwww -Cute! | Geniuses | International | Kids
Sorry for the wonky content disconnect, but this French kid is the cutest, most intelligent being on the planet and probably the entire galaxy.
Garrison Keillor
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Git Your Shades Out, It's StewMurray's Endless Caruso One-Liners from CSI Miami
--Read More In: Sweet! | TV | dude.
The world's most popular tv show, with some of the world's most awesomely bad acting, gets reduced to its salient points by StewMurray from YouTube.
Hat Tip to BCS!
Bonus: Appropriately Enough, Jim Carrey Analyzes after the Jump:
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Do WHAT to Fiat, Now?
--Read More In: Cars | DOH ! | Geniuses | International
Well if you say so, -maybe we can work something out. -I'll call up my dragon friends and ask.
But not on the first date, anyway.
And don't pick up my daughter in that car!
Posted by elburro on 11/13/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |
