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Every Little Thing Lizzy Loeb Does Is Magic

--Read More In: Awwww -Cute! | Music | Women

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Posted by elburro on 08/12/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy

--Read More In: Blockheads | Career | DOH ! | Government | History | Sex | Women

Somewhere in a tony, wood-paneled washington hotel that condones unprotected anal sex with female prostitutes who have magic ******s, Eliot Spitzer is breathing a Massive Sigh of Relief; "I'm finally outta da spotlight!".

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".

Strike Up The Band,

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Posted by elburro on 08/ 9/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Montauk Monster Clearly Discarded Lovechild of Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray

--Read More In: Animals

Pitbull?

Capibarra?

Nutria on Steroids and shaved?

Nope, nope and nope.

It's clearly the result of late-night kitchen gene-splicing experiments between the two ladies.

You'll see the resemblance in much clearer detail after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 08/ 7/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Black JagLion > Liger!!! -Sorry Napoleon.

--Read More In: Animals | Awwww -Cute! | Ninjas | Oddities | Sweet!

Unfortunately, Bear Creek Sanctuary is a bit protective of their kittehs, so no photo was available to use here; -not even for a LOLcat.

So, the world-class, expert photoretouchers here at WD have put together a sweet, sweet comp to approximate the majesty of this hybrid of gorgeousness equal to Halle Berry, Rhona Mitra, Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek.

Bigger Pix + Link after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/25/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

--Read More In: Cars | International | Sex | Women

Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Yes, It's The Scuba Cat From The HowStuffWorks.com Commercial!

--Read More In: Animals | Awwww -Cute! | Geniuses

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Posted by elburro on 07/ 8/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Collagen Make Poonanny Go Boom.

--Read More In: Health | Science | Sex | Women | dude.

Maybe fix Spitzer Mama-San? -or Vietnamese ding-dong beads instead?

Certainly good time for invention. Women just the laying downs eternity; men do all work in bedroom, anysure.

Maybe this instance 2 minutes finally enough?...

... OR, just make MORE nagging, just every 2 minute???

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Posted by elburro on 06/23/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Vegetarians At It Again, This Time Disfiguring Children

--Read More In: Dumb Smart People | Food | Health | Kids

First, it was Christian Scientists who don't believe in Medical Science, whose children end up dying.

Now, a 12-Year-Old Girl in Glasgow Scotland has degenerative bone disease, several fractures and Rickets due to parents' restrictive vegan diet imposed on her since birth.

Causing Global Warming apparently not enough for them, now Vegetarians are bent on causing children a long, slow death and deformity.

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Posted by elburro on 06/22/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Slackware Masterpiece! James Houston Remixes Radiohead's "Nude"

--Read More In: Gadgets | Geniuses | International | Music | Technology

-and my home recording equipment gently weeps

as I burn it,

because James Houston kicks ass.

If there were ever a reason to chuck out entry deadlines for contests for sheer (rat+cat+dog)^(6.02*turducken) -scale awesomeness of entry alone:

This Video Is It.
-> jump.

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 9/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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