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Heather Mills- Apparently 1-Legged Whores More Expensive than 6-Diamond Prostitute at Emperors Club

--Read More In: Hypocrites | Money | Relationships | Videos

rabid raccoon
Regardless of how many people told Sir Paul he was crazy not to get a PreNup, I just have to say: "WOW! -That's one expensive whore!"

The joys of 1-Legged Trollopery have been Legend since Time Immemorial, and the stories of bastard pirates who've survived their ravages are as fearsome as the Great Monster Sagas like The 13th Warrior Beowulf.

Supposedly,

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Posted by elburro on 03/20/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

Video: How Do I Love Thee, Santeri Ojala? -Let Me Count The Ways

--Read More In: Geniuses | Music | Videos

eric clapton sucks parody
Apparently, Eric Clapton really DOES suck as bad as I always thought; Steve Vai, too. I feel I cannot continue another day without a mention here to the mad genius that is Santeri Ojala and his guitar-based parodies.

As many of you know, the Copyright Vampires had his YouTube account jerked.

However, you cannot ever fully kill a Legend. And Santeri has forged himself into something incorruptible, like Bruce Wayne in "Batman Begins"

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Posted by elburro on 03/18/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button




Apparently Dogs May Be Stowed on the Exterior of the Car -in 1936

--Read More In: History

dog sack
When you don't feel like hanging out with rover on the way to granny's and you don't have a station wagon with the gimp cage in the back.

"When you take your dog along for a ride, but prefer not having it inside the car, it can ride safely and comfortably in this sack..."

Modern Mechanix

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Posted by elburro on 03/18/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

F-16 Bombs Tulsa -Accidentally; Terre Haute to Follow

--Read More In: Blockheads | Government

f-16
Apparently the 'smurf-killer' bomb "accidentally fell off" the plane.
Hmmm...
-Was Tulsa asking for it? -Is this a new application of the dreaded "Eminent Domain"?

Danger Room

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Posted by elburro on 03/17/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

You Stay Classy, Fox News [w/Vids]

--Read More In: Government | Media | Videos

karl rove fox news
Recently in "Worst Hiring Choices Ever", our friends over at Fox News decided to keep it real -real moral- by hiring Anakin Skywalker Satan's Anus The Grandson of Joseph Goebbels Karl Rove. -Yeah, That Karl Rove. The one who worked with other administration frat-wanks to out a spy because they were feeling cranky that day. I'd already had the "Take the good with the bad" attitude about Bill O'Reilly, as sometimes he makes good sense, but at this point, the cure is officially worse than the disease....[read more >>]

Posted by elburro on 03/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button






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