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Bear Convicted of Stealing Honey, Resisting Turbo Folk Music

--Read More In: Animals | Government | International | The Great Outdoors | The Judicial System

honey stealing bear at large green grass

After a year-long legal battle against some insanely powerful attorneys, such as Boo-Boo, Winnie and Smokey, the courts of Macedonia have finally given justice it's day.

Zoran Kiseloski had brought suit against the unnamed assailant for grand larceny, aggravated apiacide, and refusing to be deterred permanently by Macedonia's lone-remaining Weapon of Mass Destruction: Turbo Folk Music.

It had eventually become immune the torrent of explosive Serbo-Croatian-banjo-solos (no doubt, played by WD's own favorite inbred string-wanker, Yngwie Malmstein).

The worst part of this story is:

That bastard bear was tried In Absentia, he's still At Large and the State is obligated to pay his court bills because he's a protected species, or something. -Fucker.

Knut the Polar Bear and Stephen Colbert were unavailable for comment.

Bastard Bears of Macedonia

Photo: "Bear", by Jose Bernalte

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

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