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Sorry For The Outage; TwitThis Killed Us!

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Twit This
Apparently, as their last April Fool's Prank, the weblog badge from TwitThis malfunctioned and ROYALLY screwed our Load Times.

Their bookmarking widget for the IM/Social Bookmark/Micro-Personal-Blogging Juggernaut that is Twitter either

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 7/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

Video: Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault

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chris rock Hilary's fault bigger blacker
If this segment of Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" is any indication of a general philosophy, I think Chris would agree that whatever wacky shit Eliot wanted that would have "Seemed Unsafe", as the quote goes, was first and foremost Silda Wall Spitzer's responsibility as duly appointed Freaky-Male-Libido-Kink Goalie.

Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button




Bear Convicted of Stealing Honey, Resisting Turbo Folk Music

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honey stealing bear at large green grass
After a year-long legal battle against some insanely powerful attorneys, such as Boo-Boo, Winnie and Smokey, the courts of Macedonia have finally given justice it's day.

Zoran Kiseloski had brought suit against the unnamed assailant for grand larceny, aggravated apiacide, and refusing to be deterred permanently by Macedonia's lone-remaining

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Otherwise "Nice Guy" Spring Breakers Dynamite Balcony, Do Not Understand Subsequent Arrest

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spring break hotel
SO, as a Refresher Course:

Outside the confines of Hazzard County, Georgia,
It would seem that complete or partial detonation of a public structure is in fact best left in movies with 'House' and 'Animal' in the title and not practiced in real life.

And though the Morris family from Kansas Probably Did request a Wake-Up call,

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Video: Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice

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BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...

Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!

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Crazy Japanese WMD Slogan Underpants

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CMD underwear 2 Girls 3 Deadly
Honestly, we here at WD thought the Flickr Chinglish Pool was the absolute tops and the last word in freestyle english language mashup public humor poetry with gems like "mind crotch", "Naïve Bear Paradise", "Herpes Schmerpes", "Beaty Sharon, the service for massage", "Fale Toilet", and (for the Brits in the house) "Fanny Florist, Ltd." (as 'fanny' means something diff to the Brits, eh?)

HOWEVER!!!

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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Ideas at Oobject

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child emerges from slide lodged in elephant's behind

Perhaps I'm just old, but I couldn't

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

The Ninja Problem Is Spreading!

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kung fu student beggar ninjas killed family
-Dude, don't look at me, ask this guy =>

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CityNews Clarifies Edible Snow Types

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yellow snow
So Grandpa WAS right! -Apparently Yellow still bad.

Though snow has been shown to carry both the pollution you already knew about, and also bacteria that is thankfully harmless in small quantities.
I was always told not to eat the first snowfall of the year, but I'm sure that was just my deadbeat father

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What Would Jesus Drive? (-to buy porn)

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christian xxx book shop

Photo by Sarah B. Jones

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Tasty Japanese Rice Crackers - Wasp Flavor

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wasp rice cracker
Cooperation between local digger wasp hunters/fan club members and cookie manufacturers in Omachi, Japan helps keep pubic hair on old dudes black and strong -the way it should be, Dammit!!

Following the JRDA of 12 Wasps per day

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Video: Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson Discovers The True Value Of A Prius

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via VideoSift

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

Congratulations Señor Valdez! -Jou Are No Longer a Cocaine Mule!

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Jou are now El Capitaine of a Submarine made from plans in the back pages of El Popular Mechanics Magazine!
blue drug sub navy

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Video: Delta Sez: "Bring On The Sexy Stews, Baby!!!"

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People pay attention to hot chicks. (even other hot chicks)
hot delta stewardess safety video
Full Vid after the jump.

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Boycott Southwest-Goddamn Airlines! AT-TI-CA, AT-TI-CA!!! [w/Vids]

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kyla ebbert
After installing their pseudo-puritan Born Again Moral Compasses into the instrumentation of the planes, Southwest has gone just Too Fucking Far this time.

They humiliated and threatened to bounce a Hot Chick off their flight. Those Damn Dirty Bastards!

Kyla Ebbert is entitled to fly just the same as any random ugly chode guy.
When, Oh When will the discrimination against hot blondes in tiny miniskirts stop, I ask you???
-Vids after the jump.

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Video: Frenchie From Rock of Love 2 Makes Chocolate Mousse, Then Eats it Off Her Boobs

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VH1.com Videos


Nothing more needs to be said, methinks...

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Another Reason to Move to Scotland: Smacking Co-Workers' Bottoms, Calling Them Naughty Girls OK

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bikini girl butt
SO, "Lesbian Spank Inferno" was not just a fantastic episode of the BBC's 'Coupling' sitcom, but a sassy pastime in Scottish courts.

For example, Mrs. Middleton proclaims: "Nobody is that friendly with me other than my husband."

Now let's examine that phrase for a second, ok?
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Time's up. -Ok; ->Exactly. -Perjury, right?
She's Scottish -And a lawyer. No, Mrs. Middleton;

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Church Cock of The Year Appointed in Sweden

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swedish church
Quote: "It’s a lovely cock," said Anna-Maria Larsson, the Parish Vicar, "We’re fortunate to have such a nice symbol on top of our old church."

Among what was said to be stiff competition since the start of the 1930s restoration boom, the Old Church in Alnö, Sweden

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Japan Appoints New Ambassador

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japanese appoint cartoon ambassador
In the most Honest action taken in any government around the world, Japan has officially sacked up to the plate and called it's shot like a modern-day Judicial Babe Ruth. -Left Field, Second Row Up; Gaijin MF-ers!

While we're suffering from the worst case of "I Can't [****-ing] Believe It's Not Butter!!!" since Fabio with our own elected officials, I believe strongly our friends in Japan are trying to -At Once- 1)Extend the Hemlock Branch of sympathy

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Alien Caterpillar Made From Baby Dolls

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baby monster

The artist, Jon Beinart, has been a Parent, an Aunt or an Uncle, before; no?

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Never Mind The Bollocks. -Drink Your Own Pee!!!

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urotherapy book
Hey!- If Instructables has directions on it, and the venerable Surgeon General SONIA RODRIGUEZ DE GOMEZ says "DRINK YOUR OWN URINE [edit: that's "The Waters of Shiva" to you and me] AT LAST ONCE A DAY. PREFER THE FIRST EMISSION IN THE MORNING.", then what could possibly be wrong with it?

Sarah Miles does it; -so did JD Salinger, and Former Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai, too.

-Wasn't Auto-UroTherapy part of the DeltaDeltaDelta Sorority

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Yes Napoleon, It's Really a Liger

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liger hercules

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

DIY Knitted Uterus For Bitter, Barren, Cat-Lady Spinsters

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herbal tea bag box
With so many women becoming increasingly tied to their careers and their irrational "Unicorns, Rainbows and Lucky-charm-farts" Expectations of men, the rate of Uterus Expiration is at an all time high, despite the rigors of modern science.

Even The Blog of Bitches, by Bitches for Bitches -otherwise known as "Jezebel" has been able to illustrate a few bad examples (in their new comedy section).

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Video: Joanne From Rocketboom Trains With New York Jedis, Retains Sense of Humor

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Love the Princess Leia Cinnamon Buns Hairdo on her here.
Rocketboom Jedi Episode


"the practicality of it? -it's very very versatile."
-as Versatile as, hmm, say, ....
"The STAR WARS KID"????!!?!?!!?

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Ship Tigers To Canada!

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tiger inside box


Instructables User, Guppie

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Man in Cockfosters Cocks Up Engagement Ring Plans, Ends Up With Bells In Sling

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balloon about to be popped
So this nice guy, Lefkos Hajji, has a florist put a $12k engagement ring in a helium balloon, so that his sweetie can pop it when he gives it to her. -The Olde 'Pop' the question pun was his aim, I guess.

He steps out of the shop, a gust of wind comes by and tears

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