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Tasty Japanese Rice Crackers - Wasp Flavor

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wasp rice cracker

Cooperation between local digger wasp hunters/fan club members and cookie manufacturers in Omachi, Japan helps keep pubic hair on old dudes black and strong -the way it should be, Dammit!!

Following the JRDA of 12 Wasps per day at 6/cracker, these crafty old dudes are prolonging their lives and increasing their sex drives enough to embarrass their female contemporaries, and threaten younger women.

You too can hang out tomcattin' with wacky old dudes in Japan for the price of airfare and about $4.00 for the cookies. -Live long and prosper, bitches!

Did I mention I LOVE

Wasp Crackers at JapanSugoi

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (2) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button


yuck, I'll stick to the Japanese jellyfish cookies instead

Posted by: fred at January 8, 2009 06:46 AM

-Awesome find.
It's now #34 on my list of "Must-Try Wacky Japanese Food"
Cheers! :P,

Posted by: El Burro at January 8, 2009 07:36 PM

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