Video: Ohio Dukes of Hazzard Police Car Passing Attempt FAIL
‘Cause boy I tell you, the day they passed out good luck, Bo and Luke must have been out fishing.
…You know, some day I’m gonna write me a book about Hazzard county insurance claims for that li’l green feller what works fer Guy Co.
-Just a good ole’ boy…...[read more >>]
NYT Thinks Economy Not Bad Enough Yet; Demands $4Gal Gas As Subsidy For Repainting Lenin's Portrait On Their Ivory Tower
That's -Not Cool- with the NYT!
There aren't yet enough suburban Society Wives clipping coupons or Hedge-Funders trading in mega-yachts. Things don't need to get better, they should get Worse!
*Coupled with a sense of timing that would make (the inventor of the guillotine)^(Marie Antoinette's cake comment) look less ironic, their Man Ezra Dyer...[read more >>]
Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy
And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".
Strike Up The Band,...[read more >>]
Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming
And that man is Carlos Mencia.
Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)
Otherwise "Nice Guy" Spring Breakers Dynamite Balcony, Do Not Understand Subsequent Arrest
Outside the confines of Hazzard County, Georgia,
It would seem that complete or partial detonation of a public structure is in fact best left in movies with 'House' and 'Animal' in the title and not practiced in real life.
And though the Morris family from Kansas Probably Did request a Wake-Up call,...[read more >>]
Video: Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice
BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...
Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!
Man in Cockfosters Cocks Up Engagement Ring Plans, Ends Up With Bells In Sling
He steps out of the shop, a gust of wind comes by and tears...[read more >>]
F-16 Bombs Tulsa -Accidentally; Terre Haute to Follow
-Was Tulsa asking for it? -Is this a new application of the dreaded "Eminent Domain"? [read more >>]