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Video: Ohio Dukes of Hazzard Police Car Passing Attempt FAIL

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Well, right about now you’d think them Duke boys could use a little help from Cooter and his tow truck, and you’d be about a hunderd-and-fifty-proof right.

‘Cause boy I tell you, the day they passed out good luck, Bo and Luke must have been out fishing.

…You know, some day I’m gonna write me a book about Hazzard county insurance claims for that li’l green feller what works fer Guy Co.

-Just a good ole’ boy…

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Posted by elburro on 08/23/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

If You're Going To Water The Rock Garden, At Least Get Your Girlfriend To Help

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SOOOO Jealous!!!

Some guys have all the luck :(

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Posted by elburro on 09/ 5/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button




Natalie Portman + Hipster Yeti Up For Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple Of The Year

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This year brought somewhat relieving news that my beloved Natalie Portman is no longer dating a Hipster Yeti.

Even Better News is that she and her former beloved have been put in the running for Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple of The Year by DB1 in the 2008 Douchies Awards over at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.

Freaky Video After the Jump or no, I feel that this is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country

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Posted by elburro on 12/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

DIY Knitted Uterus For Bitter, Barren, Cat-Lady Spinsters

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With so many women becoming increasingly tied to their careers and their irrational "Unicorns, Rainbows and Lucky-charm-farts" Expectations of men, the rate of Uterus Expiration is at an all time high, despite the rigors of modern science.

Even The Blog of Bitches, by Bitches for Bitches -otherwise known as "Jezebel" has been able to illustrate a few bad examples (in their new comedy section).

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button

Man in Cockfosters Cocks Up Engagement Ring Plans, Ends Up With Bells In Sling

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So this nice guy, Lefkos Hajji, has a florist put a $12k engagement ring in a helium balloon, so that his sweetie can pop it when he gives it to her. -The Olde 'Pop' the question pun was his aim, I guess.

He steps out of the shop, a gust of wind comes by and tears

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend | AddThis Social Bookmark Button






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