Video: Explosion! Hydrogen Refueling Station In Rochester Goes Boom. -Steve Jobs Continues To Elude Authorities
What exactly went wrong? How did it happen? And who's fault was it?
We at wonkydonky have the exclusive after the jump!...[read more >>]
Video: Ohio Dukes of Hazzard Police Car Passing Attempt FAIL
‘Cause boy I tell you, the day they passed out good luck, Bo and Luke must have been out fishing.
…You know, some day I’m gonna write me a book about Hazzard county insurance claims for that li’l green feller what works fer Guy Co.
-Just a good ole’ boy…...[read more >>]
Video: Email Starts Fights. Or Ed Muzio Just Called Your Mother A Dirty Pirate Whore.
-But He didn't mean it to sound exactly that way.
Note to self: Become better expository writer, or...[read more >>]
Dave Barry's Year In Review Up At Washington Post
Spot-on analyses of the year's cavalcade of (frequently politician-dominated) buffoonery such as:
"As it becomes increasingly clear that the federal government's plan of giving hundreds of billions of dollars to dysfunctional companies has not fixed the problem, the government comes up with a bold new plan: Give more hundreds of billions of dollars to dysfunctional companies. Soon the government is in a bailout frenzy, handing out money left and right, at one point accidentally giving $14 billion to a man...[read more >>]
Do WHAT to Fiat, Now?
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Well if you say so, -maybe we can work something out. -I'll call up my dragon friends and ask.
But not on the first date, anyway.
And don't pick up my daughter in that car!
Video: What Else Can Be Said But: Drainage Fail...[read more >>]
Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy
And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".
Strike Up The Band,...[read more >>]
Video: Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault
Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump
Video: Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice
BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...
Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!
Congratulations Señor Valdez! -Jou Are No Longer a Cocaine Mule!
Jou are now El Capitaine of a Submarine made from plans in the back pages of El Popular Mechanics Magazine!
Man in Cockfosters Cocks Up Engagement Ring Plans, Ends Up With Bells In Sling
He steps out of the shop, a gust of wind comes by and tears...[read more >>]