NYT Thinks Economy Not Bad Enough Yet; Demands $4Gal Gas As Subsidy For Repainting Lenin's Portrait On Their Ivory Tower
That's -Not Cool- with the NYT!
There aren't yet enough suburban Society Wives clipping coupons or Hedge-Funders trading in mega-yachts. Things don't need to get better, they should get Worse!
*Coupled with a sense of timing that would make (the inventor of the guillotine)^(Marie Antoinette's cake comment) look less ironic, their Man Ezra Dyer...[read more >>]
Vegetarians At It Again, This Time Disfiguring Children
Now, a 12-Year-Old Girl in Glasgow Scotland has degenerative bone disease, several fractures and Rickets due to parents' restrictive vegan diet imposed on her since birth.
Causing Global Warming apparently not enough for them, now Vegetarians are bent on causing children a long, slow death and deformity....[read more >>]
Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming
And that man is Carlos Mencia.
Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)
Video: Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault
Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump
Video: Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice
BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...
Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!
Never Mind The Bollocks. -Drink Your Own Pee!!!
Sarah Miles does it; -so did JD Salinger, and Former Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai, too.
-Wasn't Auto-UroTherapy part of the DeltaDeltaDelta Sorority...[read more >>]