Japan's Thanko Is Cruise Control For Awesome - This Time: USB Bust Warmer
In this iteration, Thanko continues the good fight with its wacky gadgets, scoring a grand-slam in the long war of breast-beautification.
How warming them up (or scalding them --40C?!?) is supposed to make them more beautiful, I don't know; but what the hell....[read more >>]
NYT Thinks Economy Not Bad Enough Yet; Demands $4Gal Gas As Subsidy For Repainting Lenin's Portrait On Their Ivory Tower
That's -Not Cool- with the NYT!
There aren't yet enough suburban Society Wives clipping coupons or Hedge-Funders trading in mega-yachts. Things don't need to get better, they should get Worse!
*Coupled with a sense of timing that would make (the inventor of the guillotine)^(Marie Antoinette's cake comment) look less ironic, their Man Ezra Dyer...[read more >>]
Natalie Portman + Hipster Yeti Up For Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple Of The Year
Even Better News is that she and her former beloved have been put in the running for Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple of The Year by DB1 in the 2008 Douchies Awards over at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.
Freaky Video After the Jump or no, I feel that this is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country...[read more >>]
Video: Bluegrass Britney Spears! -WTF??? -TFSU! Nickel Creek FTW!!
Usually I have as much tolerance for Pop Tart music as I do for Paris Hilton. Herpes is not a gift and it's not special like the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or Lucky the Leprechaun; in spite of the fact that it keeps coming back for a visit.
But enough Yael-ing!...[read more >>]
Crazy Japanese WMD Slogan Underpants
HOWEVER!!!...[read more >>]
Boycott Southwest-Goddamn Airlines! AT-TI-CA, AT-TI-CA!!! [w/Vids]
They humiliated and threatened to bounce a Hot Chick off their flight. Those Damn Dirty Bastards!
Kyla Ebbert is entitled to fly just the same as any random ugly chode guy.
When, Oh When will the discrimination against hot blondes in tiny miniskirts stop, I ask you???
-Vids after the jump.
Alien Caterpillar Made From Baby Dolls
The artist, Jon Beinart, has been a Parent, an Aunt or an Uncle, before; no?...[read more >>]